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The Marriage of Figaro

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Demure lady with gloves

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Pirate

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Champagne

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Silly wig.

Mikado

Wotan with eye patch

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Scarpia from Tosca

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Brad Pitt

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

A man taking a bow

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Drummer