Opening A Bank Account Pillows

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Free Gift for First Five Accounts Opened

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.

'To receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"It doesn't matter how many times you zap me...I still need a valid ID from you to open a new account!"

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

Build Your Own Portfolio

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

European currency on the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Money Bar.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'