Open Relationship Advocate Mugs

'I just wanna looker for the occasional wife swap party!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"You can always count on me."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"And this is my life support system."

Love

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

You, Me, Still Me

Valentine's Day

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Love is Love

Father's love

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Will work for recognition.

Stop, Walk, Love

Wedding Planners & Divorce Lawyers in Support of Gay Marriage.

Don't Say Gay Bill

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

Shotgun wedding.

"Then just when I thought all my marriage problems were over, he started breathing again!"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."