Open-mic Performer Mugs

"I hate open-mike night."

Zombie standup

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Extreme miming"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Tina Turner

Jeff Beck.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Magic Tricks

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

Street Organ - Monkey

Robbie Williams

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'