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Hipster Charm Offensive

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Zombie standup

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Anna Calvi

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

At the rock concert...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Theatre Crowd

"I am so attracted to you right now."

See you at the farmers market!

AA Meeting Here Today

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Church Basement Foodie

Eric Clapton.

All dressed up and no place to go

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'