Open Mic Adventurer Prints

"Here's another depressing song about me."

The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park

'Do you guys like impressions? This one is a random kid I went to school with.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Guitar Man.

"Which part are you reading for?"

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Edison invents the personal stereo

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The subwoofers really help."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I hate open-mike night."

Joe Henry

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"I read the audio book."

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Cornucopia Horns.

'So, did I get the job?'

Xylophone Icicles.

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Crunk

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