Open House Wanderer Prints

"Three bedrooms, living room, dining room, and a little room to negotiate."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Culture Saturday

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Where the wild things were."

Hither and Yon sign

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Heading off with a packed bag

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."