Online Video Enthusiast Prints

'Mason, it appears that you're the only one in middle management who hasn't 'Liked' the 'Cute Puppy' video I posted on Facebook.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Internet Name Tags.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."