Online Spaces T-Shirts

'We got bored with town, so now we've got a nice little place on the internet.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Big Bang Theory.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'But what is the universe for?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Apple Pie Abduction

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'