Online Shopping Sleuth T-Shirts

"Oh. Your ad said that they had never been worn. And that they were baby shoes."

Internet Shopping Check Boxes

"You never said online shopping could be this fun!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

You Shouldn't Have

I'd rather be phishing.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"It looked different on the internet."

Internet Shoplifting

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

Online Trading

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"It's just not the same."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Able to Google Stuff Man

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'