Online Shopping Critic Prints

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

How Amazon was invented

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Terms and conditions

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Internet Shoplifting

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Online Trading

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

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"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

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