Online Schooling Survivor T-Shirts

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Have you heard? This year they want us to be tenaciously scholastic even in the bathroom."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"Distance Learning"

All of this is very doable-

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

School: How stressed were you today.

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

Breakout Room

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

"Remember son, school days, best days of your life."

WE WUZ ROBBED!

Remote learning

Teachers TV on the television - 'You there! Pay attention at home!'

"I'm doing my fall semester on-line only -- I changed my major to 'Staying Alive."