Online Problem Solvers Gifts

'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'What's wrong now?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Innovative

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

When Engineers Crack.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.