Online Privacy Protector Prints

'You've got BlakcMail!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Privacy Conference Security

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Privacy - Surveillance

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'More government surveillance!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Domestic Spying Drones

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Hope and ______

Hidden Facebook Features

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."