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Computer Dating

Dating for Seniors - Instagran.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'What a bunch of incompetents! -- they matched me with my mother!'

Robot wants fembot

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

Using a social media app to date

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Today's love

cuPad

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Cupid

Acme Dating Service

Dating in Oz

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Match maker

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"