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"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Government a la Carte

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Now that's a win."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Arizona In Black

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

MLK

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth