Online Justice Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Lynching on social media

Hate Platforms

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The USA...

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Law 'N' Order

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'