Online Interaction Explorer Mugs

Will like AND comment on every on of your Facebook posts, for food.

Tweet seeking missile.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Computer spying.

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Social Networks

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

The Tangents talk it over.

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Information

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'