Online Harmony Seeker Gifts

"Well, Marvin, maybe you could keep more of your Facebook friends is you'd stop starting every one of your posts with....."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Work/Life Balance

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Mozart on a computer,

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

A child interrupting family prayers

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Most valuable element.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Nuclear Proliferation

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I lost the groove."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

Separation Anxiety

A divided world.

Cow yin yang spots.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The best relationships are silent.

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!