Online Gambling Developer Prints

"Business is slow. Everyone gets their bookies online now."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Bribes for Jabs

Obsession with the Internet.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'I don't like to take chances.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"You've got computer-breath."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Second lifeReal life.

Dog in casino.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"You have word-ill."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'