Online Escapists Prints

"Life is what happens when you're not online."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Mary had a little spam

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Family separated by the Internet

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Liking the Exit.

By coincidence, Frank and Duke discover that their avatars were 'involved' in Second Life.

'Fishing in the West.'

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"I tried Googling what games you can play when you're out of Wi-Fi range, but we're out of Wi-Fi range."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

Punishment for a child in the internet age - 'Go to your chat room'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"You didn't call us, but your online activity says you'll soon need to."

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

"I'm just tired of chasing after men who are gingerbread."