Online Engagement Mugs

"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."

Networking

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

Fanaticism in social networks

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Romance

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Romantic Giraffes

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Cow in love'