Online Diagnosis Skeptics Mugs

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

You have a hangover!

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

"I'm very impressed with your web research,this self-diagnosis would be 100% accurate...if you were a Patagonian fruit bat!"

"I've found a diagnosis on the internet...maybe I should get a second opinion from my doctor."

'I am simply saying that something is not right when your whole social life is online.'

'If you give these people £20 they'll show you how to make money off the internet.'

'Information age, ha! Yeah, if the information is porno, or inane chitchat.'

A failed internet scam.

'If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!"

'It's hurtful enough you diagnose yourself on the internet, but then to call me a 'second opinion!''

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent 11 years studying medicine when your research online seems to have identified your condition...if you were a Patagonian fruit bat!"

"Stupid insurance form won't let me choose web as my primary care physician!"

"I warned you not to order your medicine on the internet!"

Fred discovers 'anti-social' media...