Online Confessor Pillows

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

doom.com

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'Stick on Souls'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Monk confessing to a devil.

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

'Nobody understands my job title.'

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

"It's asking for your password."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

"Further reminding us that without hashtags there is only the darkness."

Public Transport: Hell

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'