Online Banking Explorer Pillows

"I hacked into your bank account to steal your money. But after seeing how much you had, I felt compelled to give you money."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Computer spying.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Pick & Buy Online.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Caveman at Computer

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

Ebaying at the moon.

"What happened today? A bully hacked into the school electronic payments account and stole my lunch money."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

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