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'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

A Bug's Life Advice

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'