Onesie Lover Pillows

"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Tiger Costume

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

Storage Unit of Love

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

Horace

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

The Problem Revealed.

"I'm sick of you going off on me all the time!"

Allo?

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

I buy anything.

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us, he's AROUND the hill.'

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

Hole in Onesie.

'No, I can talk.'

Patient looks at doctor's head: 'Hang on, if you're a real doctor how come that thing says 'Arctic Monkeys' on it?'