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Sleeping With Strange Men

"Do you mind?"

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Film Lovers.

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Lovers.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

Pet Owners' Date Night

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."