
"I don't need another pillow, thank you though."
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"I don't need another pillow, thank you though."
"Do you mind?"
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
Romance
'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'
'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'
'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'
"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"
'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
'S'more wine?'
Heart to heart talk.
A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.
Film Lovers.
"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."
Romance
"What do you mean it could've been better?"
Love Trap
"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."
"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"
Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.
Lovers.
"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"
"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."
"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"
'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'
"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."
'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'
'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'
Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'
"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."
"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."
"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."
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