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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Jimi Hendrix.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Whale Shark Thoughts...

One-man band rehearsal.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'I'm so lonesome...'

"When I was seventeen..."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Hard Rock Cafe.

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"No, I said I love U2."

"Mind if I play through?"

"My one-man band is breaking up."

"I'm all shook up."

A cat in a tube

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

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