On-the-go Mom Mugs

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Downloading Pregnancy

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

That's my daughter, Alayna

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Laptops

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

Today's Mothers Day!

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Child on a schedule.

Doctor Tries to Explain Breast Feeding

Stroller Cellphone

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Working Moms

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

Mother and Baby

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

"My child has special wants."

'It's a GPS for busy mothers. It tells you if you're coming or going.'

'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

'Inverted nipple? I've never got a straw when I need one.'