Omelet Artist Pillows

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

International Women's Day.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Paul Klee

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The Artist

' A good idea '

The DaVinci Code

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Alien David statue

Face painting.

Ban on Free Speech

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'