Olympics Fan Pillows

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

The Fart-a-thon.

Pet Cone

'She has never been beaten in a photo finish.'

World media weighs in on gaffe-plagued Winter Olympic Games.

"A Russian top athlete was convicted of anti-state activity. . . his doping test was negative,"

Olympics Couch.

Erectile Dysfunction of Olympic Proportions.

'...Sorry, but due to cutbacks we have to scale down the opening and closing displays.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

When McDonalds sponsors the Olympic Games.

China, Beijing Olympics and pollution.

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Lemming Olympics: 'Sir, they all want to go at the same time.'

"I don't care what you want to hear - You're getting 'O Canada', not 'How much is that doggie in the window?'"

"Hard day at work my eye! I saw you cheering your head off in the pub doorway on Fleet Street!"

Jozef Golonka

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Cats' favorite Olympic sport: biathlon.

"Didn't we meet at the London Olympics or was it Beijing?"

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Tokyo 2020

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Social Distancing Olympics

Beijing 2022

Winter Olympics

Olympic Torch.

Person running with torch in hazmat suit

Simone Biles: True Leader

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

Olympics.

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'