Olympic Games Aficionados Mugs

"Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line."

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

The London Olympic bid

Olympic Torch Training

Olympics create interest in curling.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

London Olympics.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Cat Olympics

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."