Olympian Mugs

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole.'

"What's next?"

'You lose before you have a chance to lose at the next Olympics!'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Team GB line up at Vic's Cash for Gold.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Yearbook

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

31. 19. 55.7.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Tour de Frank"