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"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"First snowman?"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.