Old World Culture Prints

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Snowmen Around The World...

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Och lye the news'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Citizen of the world.

"Herb's from Texas."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Hombre's Best Friend.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Towny Music Night.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Domestic Pardners

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Civil Howdy Pardnership