Old-timer Biker Mugs

'It's an old biking injury.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

You had me at vintage.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

"He's come out of retirement!"

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

"I hear your fix choppers."

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

Men riding a penny farting.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

Kickstarter

The 'ironicycle'.

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

Harley Jacobson

Darby and Joan Club with empty mountain bike rack