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'What did I tell you? -- red tape!'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Just my luck."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Noah's Nark.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'