Old-school Stalwart T-Shirts

'I know cyber bullying is supposed to be the way forward, but you know me- I'm hopeless with computers.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

The Club

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Horse Muzzles

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

You've got mail...

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

A Sweeping Reform.

Private Phone Calls

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."