Old-school Seeker Prints

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Gen-Next Library

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Ballon escapee

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'd like to make a return."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Louis XIV

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Have you seen this toaster?