Old School Musician Prints

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Old rocker.

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

The Club

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Rolling Stones

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Oldies Band.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

Keith Richards

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

How to hand in report to teacher.

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'Of course I remember you. Potkins the Peter Pan of the Lower Fourth.'

"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."

Robert Mitchum

"No stamp on you voice mail, Mr. Figgis."

'Eh...has anyone got a pencil?'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

"I want you to hire that last applicant. I went to high school with him. Pay him double the usual salary. . . then fire him the day! Revenge is sweet!"

"Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa..." "That's a can of chopped chicken, Grampa."

"No Bluetooth. They're Marionettes. They're supposed to have wires."

"Back in MY day scoring was done with grease pencils."

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

"Not only am I not 'on line', I don't know what 'on line' means..."

'This is my Grandpa and he doesn't own a cell!'