Old-school Glam Fan Pillows

The Gangster

Diamond outfits

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Dandy

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Modern day mirror.

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

A Head-Dress in 1777

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Comeback of the Boardroom Knickerbocker.

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Purple dress

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

Fiends reunited

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Railway porter and passenger.

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'