Old-school Glam Fan Pillows

The Gangster

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Diamond outfits

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Elton John

The Dandy

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Carole Lombard

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Liu Wen

A Head-Dress in 1777

Masked Ball

Modern day mirror.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

Comeback of the Boardroom Knickerbocker.

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

Purple dress

Portrait of Bette Davis

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

Railway porter and passenger.

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'