Old-school Gentleman Prints

The Club

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"What old school? This is my life."

Old rocker.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"When was this license issued?"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Keith Richards

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."