Old-school Celebrity Enthusiast Gifts

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Herman Mankiewicz

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Leo McKern

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Meryl Streep

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Viggo Mortensen

Cary Grant

Peace on Earth

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Emma Watson

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"I'd like to make a return."

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

As Seen On TV

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Daniel Day Lewis

Oliver Reed

Charlie Chaplin

Los Angeles 250 Miles

Where Are They Now?

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Johnny Depp

Morgan Freeman

Fan club

Elle Fanning