Old Photo Collector Prints

"And this is your father's first girlfriend, just before she was stoned to death."

Cariactures

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Elizabeth II

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Just your average family holiday portrait.

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"That's two days after you were born."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Antique Selfie

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'No,he isn't our founder. The picture came with the frame.'

'You're messing with my head.'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Moving walkway to King's throne.

Paul Newman

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Shootouts For Cowboys Who Don't Really Like Guns.

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.