Old Money Admirer Mugs

"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"You're on a what?!"

"What old school? This is my life."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Teddy Roosevelt

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Antiques

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Centaur falls in love.

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Mangle

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline