Old Masters Fan Prints

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Peace on Earth

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"I'd like to make a return."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Workers constructing barcodes

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

A Sweeping Reform.

Private Phone Calls