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"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

'Last night I had a weird dream. It was in old wide screen cinemascope and technicolor and Charleston Heston wasn't in it.'

Herman Mankiewicz

Jimmy Cagney.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Cary Grant

Robert Mitchum

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Ronald Reagan

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Kim Novak caricature

Ingrid Bergman

Henry Fonda

Charlie Chaplin

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

Frank Sinatra

Joan Crawford junior

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

Ingrid Bergman

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Lauran Bacall

Michael Douglas

Clark Gable

Portrait of Bette Davis

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

Doris Day

Cher & Tarzan apply for marriage license: 'Last name?'

'You're taking the baby to daycare? Great! I'm way late for work!'

I think I just spotted a Dalmatian! Cut it out, Ernie!

"Mr. Goldwyn on the wire, Mr. Morris."

Ginger Rogers