Old-fashioned Sports Fan Pillows

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Why moms make bad refs.

Sheltering in place.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"